This flash in the pan celebrity who was caught up in a blink and you missed it love triangle with higher on the list celebrities, likes to make it seem as if she is living a jet set life on her own dime instead of the guys she is sleeping with who are footing the bill. Apparently she has given up on the idea of a reality show.
Apparently the thirst was too much for them to handle so this C list celebrity couple who really do absolutely nothing in life except try to be famous have reunited. One is the offspring of someone all of you know and has been on multiple reality shows. The other is someone who dates for money or fame, but prefers both, hence the reunion. They are trying to get a reality show.
This C- list celebrity thinks the time is right to do a reality show with her B+ list celebrity ex with the famous last name. The C- lister needs it because her income is zero and she doesn't like yachting with random guys. Her last shot at fame went horribly wrong. She is trying to woo the ex while out of the country, but no one really cares about either of them, so a show is not going to happen.
This publicly dumped twice reality star/celebrity is trying to get that 15 minutes of hers to be asked to be the next Bachelorette or at least a dating show.
Apparently the only reason this soon to be reality star got married to an on again/off again reality star/celebrity offspring/not a nice guy/dumb as a box of rocks was because she was promised a reality show if she did. She got it right after.