15 09, 2019

3 blinds in a row

I guess no one told the A+ list singer where the boyfriend actually went to school and that he was described as an "utter prick." / This former A list athlete won't make it through the first week of this network reality show if he keeps using drugs like he is. / The host/mogul is discovering that it is way easier to give a raise and renew a contract than to find a new beard.

23 01, 2019

There is nothing to ask him. It was a total bust

They had the foreign born C list actor with A- list name recognition walk the red carpet yesterday and offered him up for interviews. The thing is though, people only know him for one thing and that is something many people need to be reminded of when they hear his name. Plus, because he doesn't/can't/not allowed to discuss the thing people do know him for, there is nothing to ask him. It was a total bust.

24 11, 2018

You know when you have a good friend who knows what you want to know about someone.

You know when you have a good friend who knows what you want to know about someone. Just a definitive answer about the foreign born C- list actor with the A+ list connections. That actress friend sent me, in response to my inquiry whether she thought he would hit on her was "lolololololololololololololololol." Oh, and he was very hesitant to even discuss the A+ list connection.

24 11, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This married foreign born permanent A+ list athlete recently got some unlike him plastic surgery because he was insecure around his much younger mistress. / It didn't take long for our favorite alliterate model to unfollow the actor that this A+ list singer calls her boyfriend. By my count the follow fest lasted all of a month. / The star of the night almost ended up dead last night after yet another seizure. The multiple kid having, se-x tape having, sizzurp loving rapper was the star of the award show, but suffered a massive seizure at a party.

7 10, 2018

I want a book about it someday.

Apparently this foreign born C- list actor was plucked from obscurity and into the boyfriend role by a professor who taught him at drama school. They were specifically looking for someone who wanted a career in acting, was unknown and not from the US. I want a book about it someday. The A+ lister really thought this one through this time.

19 08, 2018

The fact he now has given up all control of his own social media to her and her people is just another day closer to completely selling his soul to be famous by association.

I guess we know now that this A+ list singer is also managing the career of the actor she calls her boyfriend. I will give her PR team credit for orchestrating one of the most on point social media beginnings ever. The thing is though, it was all so robotic that no one believes it was real or friendship based. It was just meh.