3 blinds in a row

This B-/C+ list actress/model only gets that high because of the name recognition. That relationship of hers has been dragging on forever, but her actor significant other wants her to go to rehab before they get married. / Even though, he is taking a break from his tour, this A list singer/sometime actor is inviting single attractive women through social media to be his guest at upcoming shows. I wonder if his wife knows. / As I predicted, this former A list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult actress is spending more time with her ex than her boyfriend after a recent life event.

It is in the red almost $100K per month

This B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know is propping up her side business to make it look like it is doing well. It isn't. It is in the red almost $100K per month and she needs to bail on the business but thinks it will make her look bad.

She was crying at her side business the other day

This B+ list mostly movie actress who is not that great of an actress but everyone knows and is married to an a-hole A lister was crying at her side business the other day because she says her husband told her that her side projects were crap and she should be more focused on him and his needs.

Her actions are causing the actress some big headaches

The girlfriend of this closeted B+ list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition is also her business partner. The business partner has some dr*g and money issues and her actions are causing the actress some big headaches, including the very real possibility she will be outed during the course of events.

Like it has never happened before in real life

It cracks me up and I hope the reporter who interviewed this married closeted B+ list mostly television actress at least cracked a smile when the actress started talking about her love scene with another woman like it has never happened before in real life.

They usually take a few vacations a year

Speaking of vacations, it is that time of the year where this married, closeted B+ list take what you can get actress goes on one with her long time female lover. They usually take a few vacations a year, but this one they take every year because it is where they met.

I had no idea she could act as well as she did last night.

This B- list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition deserves an apology from me. I had no idea she could act as well as she did last night. Almost immediately after arriving on the red carpet her husband informed her the night was about him and to follow his lead and then gave big smirks to the guys with him while he nodded his head.

When she was not smiling she looked fine, but when she smiled big, she had this freaky horizontal line between the bottom of her nose and her upper lip.

This actress was in the audience while her husband was up on stage at The Oscars. An observer who saw her close up last night tells us: There was definitely something wrong with her face! When she was not smiling she looked fine, but when she smiled big, she had this freaky horizontal line between the bottom of her nose and her upper lip. It looked like the line was trying to smile when she smiled!