It is not like anyone thinks he is straight and he will still get action movies to star in.

This barely A list mostly movie actor was having lunch with his boyfriend when he spotted paps outside. He wasn't doing anything with his boyfriend, but ditched him at the place and made sure the paps didn't get a photo of them together. It would ruin his carefully constructed story that he has played out. I really don't know why he doesn't come out. It is not like anyone thinks he is straight and he will still get action movies to star in.

Only the baby is NOT really his. It is a stunt baby.

This famous actor introduced his new baby to you last year. So cute and so sweet! Only the baby isn’t really his. It’s a stunt baby. There were lots of rumors about his sexuality swirling in the past year or two. It was a problem because he does action films and the public needs to see him as straight. There simply are no openly gay action actors who land leads as action heroes. So a publicity stunt was crafted. He and his "girlfriend" suddenly had a new baby! It worked, too. Gay rumors about him disappeared practically overnight and he continues to land macho film leads. So, to whom does the baby actually belong? The Actor’s sister! She even moved her family to L.A. so that he can occasionally take Baby out for photo ops.

The actor is currently overreacting and overcompensating

This actor is B list. He is also freaking out because his ex-boyfriend is ticked off that our actor dumped him for a woman. Well, not so much dumped as just told the ex they needed to confine their relationships to inside homes and could not go out for a month or two because the actor thinks someone is about to blow his secret. Hmm, do you think it might be the hundreds of people in west Hollywood who already know? The actor is currently overreacting and overcompensating.

Well, at least you know hangers will be on their registry

This B+ list mostly movie actor is very good looking and has his own franchise. Well, it is his turn in the franchise. I hope people weren't expecting our closeted actor to marry his baby mama. It turns out he got engaged to be married to his equally closeted boyfriend. Well, at least you know hangers will be on their registry. Cedar ones probably.