10 12, 2020

Her people turned it down without coming to her with it.

With this former reality star turned B+ list actress/singer a lock to get another Oscar nomination/win this year, the permanent A+ list singer who has been a co-star of the actress/singer yelled at her people about why she didn't get the offer to play the role. Well, she did, but her people turned it down without coming to her with it.

17 05, 2020

I don’t think the public will care.

Reporters won't stop asking, but the foreign born A+ list singer doesn't want to reveal the magic behind the transformation to the public. I don't think the public will care. They care about things like the singer/actress who dropped a ton of weight and then pretended it was a weight loss program to cash in, rather than surgery.

7 05, 2019

He hasn’t told anyone he is getting a divorce yet

The married lawyer/agent who has been hooking up with this A- list singer/judge/actress/former reality star was nowhere to be seen at the BBMA. She would have loved him there, but he hasn't told anyone he is getting a divorce yet which would have been awkward around the people who love his wife.

9 09, 2018

4 blinds in a row

This B+ list actress/singer/reality star who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is doing serious damage to her body from the massive amounts of diet pills she consumes on a daily basis. / Why yes, that was that closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer cuddling with a guy at The Abbey last night. / This alliterate A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show used to do something else back in the day. / This foreign born former A- list singer is just begging her bosses to not bring her back next season by her actions.

16 04, 2018

She is now seeing a married man

This former reality star turned A- list singer turned B+ list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee dumped the guy she was seeing while married and is now seeing a married man who is also hooking up with a foreign born A- list singer who has a vowel to begin her first name.