This barely B list mostly movie actor likes only seeing his kids once or twice a month. He is barely managing to hold on to his girlfriend who hates that he has kids. The problem is that his barely B list mostly television actress ex has passed over most parenting duties to the eldest child because our actress rarely gets up before noon and stays in a semi-coherent daze for the hours she is awake. He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab but he doesn't want to deal with it. At some point he is going to regret that.

This former C-list couple, both mostly television actors, had a messy, messy divorce that took a very obvious toll on one of them. She wanted to go to counseling and was willing to forgive him of anything in order to keep their family intact, he decided he'd been tied down too long and wanted to live the swinging bachelor life again. Until she found another man...then he came sniffing around again, she kicked her new guy to the curb, and they've been talking about reconciliation very seriously. He does like being with her and their family again, but he still wants to have his cake and eat it too. He hasn't let go of his most recent, much younger girlfriend he's supporting