Jenna Fischer – Foxella

His PR people leaked a bunch of stories talking about how they are the best divorced couple ever but that is strictly a one sided thing.

Despite what his PR team has tried to do over the last decade, this former A/A- list mostly television actress who had an iconic role in an iconic show not named Friends, but on the same network, has not supported her ex or anything he has said going back to the first time he almost had his career crash and burn five or six years ago and had to cover his tracks.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who all of you know is about to discover the fact that the child he thought was his for many years is not. This B+ list mostly movie actress who now has an A list mostly movie actor ex said she was given multiple STD’s over the years because of his infidelity. Not Ben and Jen. Apparently the final straw in the split between this A+ list mostly movie comic actor and his B list actress wife was that the wife found out he was hitting on a beloved married B+ list actress who was co-starring in his movie.

Playing with his frank and beans crazy

What wife/mom and former Office actress went a little crazy with a male stripper at a party recently. Really went crazy. As in would not stop reaching inside his Speedo and playing with his frank and beans.