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September 22, 2020

Publicity stunt

The momager got involved in a publicity stunt with the celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and also brought in the acting couple because they need some positive spinning right now.
July 3, 2019

Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor.

Right now, the unwritten rule is you have to be an Academy Award winner/nominee to join the club. That box can be checked. Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor. An exception is being made to that because it is so close. Plus, the club likes high profile members and you get several with this family.
April 25, 2019

She says that he wanted her to join in, but she took a pass and hasn’t spoken to him since.

The former girlfriend of this B+ list celebrity offspring of an A+/B+ list couple says that she really thought her boyfriend preferred females, but once was invited over to his house and found him having sex with two men. She says that he wanted her to join in, but she took a pass and hasn't spoken to him since.
March 13, 2018

He loves to talk about how no one will talk to him anymore because he is competition to them.

This B+ list offspring thinks of himself as a huge star. The only reason he gets B+ list is because of his name. He loves to talk about how no one will talk to him anymore because he is competition to them.
October 18, 2017

Always managing to get through any obstacles in her path

One person who came, but was not invited to an event was the girlfriend of this B+ list celebrity offspring who is an actor/jack of all trades. His mom, who has A+ list name recognition does not approve of the girlfriend. The girlfriend can't be stopped though in always managing to get through any obstacles in her path.
September 22, 2017

She wants to be everywhere.

The girlfriend of this B- list celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A lister was ruthless in the demands made to her boyfriend last night. Each party they stayed at for just a few minutes and then would move to the next and get their photo taken again. She wants to be everywhere.
June 4, 2017

Dad wasn’t happy that Sonny was being negative on social media

Dad is a major movie star. He knows that his success depends on bringing in the widest audience possible. Therefore, he is generally very careful with his image. That includes social media. Instead of ranting about politics, he posts positive thoughts and uplifting messages.
May 9, 2017

She was a little freaked out by him.

This young female model was apparently confused when she saw this young actor from a famous family at the Met Gala. He had something going on with his teeth. She was a little freaked out by him.
March 14, 2017

He said that he didn’t have a profession in the macro traditional sense and that he was merely a vessel for artistic creation.

A random model ran into this famous young man who has starred in several expensive movies. She asked him what he’s been doing lately. He said that he didn’t have a profession in the macro traditional sense and that he was merely a vessel for artistic creation. Then he started giving examples, like he’s an artist when he consciously wears two different sneakers, and he’s an artist if he uses his foot to brush his teeth, and he’s an artist if he just thinks about how he can change the micro physicist dynamic whatever of non-conformist human interaction.
March 13, 2017

This celebrity offspring is set to make a movie with the worst actress in the world.

This celebrity offspring is set to make a movie with the worst actress in the world. He didn’t have anything to say about his girlfriend being pregnant by another guy.
January 17, 2017

He is trying to include reactions from outrageous things he posts on social media

This B- list celebrity offspring of some very high up on the listers has made a name on his own. OK, well made a name on his own because of his parents. He is making a movie/documentary/artistic thing no one will understand and is trying to include reactions from outrageous things he posts on social media.
June 3, 2014

Offspring of A listers managed to buy a bottle of duty free liquor at the airport

This very much a minor, who is a sometime actor offspring of A listers managed to buy a bottle of duty free liquor at the airport and then sipped from it the entire flight while sitting in First Class alone.
April 25, 2014

Tweener’s on again off again tweener girlfriend heard about it for the first time

This teenage A list reality star from an A list reality show hooked up with her on again/off again boyfriend at a party. Nothing blind item worthy about that. But, when this former A list tweener joined in, it becomes blind item worthy, especially considering how the tweener's on again/off again tweener girlfriend heard about it for the first time this past week.
February 28, 2014

The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos

The Not So Perfect Family: This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs, but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.
January 23, 2014

Young people of Hollywood: Resume your freak out!

You may be aware that a celebrity is concerned that his cell phone was seized by police. He knows that there are photos and film clips of him on there in various states of undress and doing various drugs. However, there is a much bigger story behind the cell phone that only we know about! The bigger story is about who else is on the cell phone! For the past two days, half of young Hollywood has been freaking the fuck out about the seizure. Why? Because many of them were snapped and filmed while they were in various states of undress and while they were drinking and doing drugs (pot, coke, pills).