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July 21, 2020

I guess everyone forget he already tested positive

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor has been asked to get a vaccine shot first in his country. He led the way overseas much like the A+ lust actor did here. I guess everyone forget he already tested "positive," so why would he need the vaccine?
May 16, 2020

I guess he is as thirsty as every other actor.

It turns out that one of the celebrity corona positives everyone thought was for real or probably for real was this foreign born A list dual threat actor. Turns out, not so much. I guess he is as thirsty as every other actor.
April 27, 2020

He made it real

Doesn't it seem anyone else as odd that from the start, the public face of this disease was this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor. That he made it real and what was coming, palatable to the masses. Then, almost immediately thereafter you had this foreign born A list dual threat actor to reinforce that behavior.
April 5, 2020

It turns out he had the flu, but didn’t bother to correct the record.

This foreign born A/A- list actor thought he had COVID-19 so he told the world he did. Several times. It turns out he had the flu, but didn't bother to correct the record. In fact, he didn't even get tested until after he told everyone he tested positive.
November 2, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This married B list alliterate female singer hit on this A- list mostly movie comic actress and was turned down. / As I previously told you, as much as this foreign born A- list dual threat actor would be great for an iconic role, the producers, no matter how much they try to leak otherwise have insisted they would never cast a person of color in the lead. / This former A list mostly movie actress was hoping her franchise would resurrect her waning career.
June 26, 2018

Nobody in town is looking at him as movie star material anymore

All it takes is one hit to take you to the top and all it takes is one flop to take you right back down again. That’s the gospel Hollywood seems to live by.
June 2, 2018

He had a weekend of fun with several women

This foreign born dual threat A list actor was out of the country and out of his home country this past weekend. He had a weekend of fun with several women, none of whom is the one he is supposed to marry.
April 26, 2018

She says the actor looked like he was going to die each time she walked by.

This foreign born A list dual threat actor who I'm hoping is the next James Bond probably wishes he picked a different restaurant to eat at this week with his girlfriend. You know, considering one of the women he cheated on his girlfriend with was working at the restaurant.
August 6, 2017

The Academy Award winner is just going through the motions and doing as little as possible.

Unlike his Academy Award winning co-star, this foreign born A- list dual threat actor is actually out promoting their new movie using every trick he can to get people to attend this first weekend because they sure won’t attend the second weekend.
July 15, 2017

According to an insider, here is what the producers are thinking about each actor

Producers are narrowing down their choices for the lead in this iconic franchise! While dozens of different actors have been thrown into the rumor mix, we hear that there are really only about half a dozen top contenders… but they all have their challenges. According to an insider, here is what the producers are thinking about each actor.
April 11, 2017

He was high as a kite at the premiere of his latest project

The foreign born A- list dual threat actor that I want to play the next James Bond was high as a kite at the premiere of his latest project. Apparently he took a taxi to the event and when he emerged from the cab, it was pretty evident both he and the driver had a glorious ride over.
March 24, 2017

He is like the good looking talented version of Kevin Federline. Prolific.

There is talk that the actor I want to play the next Bond got his foreign born co-star from his yet to be aired show, pregnant. He is like the good looking talented version of Kevin Federline. Prolific.
March 10, 2017

Girlfriend is cheated on all the time.

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who I think should be the next Bond says he has a girlfriend. That girlfriend is cheated on all the time. Seriously. Granted, they split up frequently too so you never know when they are taking a break but he had sex with two women at once in his dressing room at a club in LA this weekend.
December 12, 2016

Lots of sparks.

The first few days of filming have been intense. This married, foreign born mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and her foreign born A- list dual threat actor have been very touchy feely. He is always up for fun, whether he has a girlfriend or not and she doesn’t seem to be holding back either. Lots of sparks.
April 13, 2014

He has three women who are all expecting babies with him right now.

This almost A list mostly movie actor had a great year. He also finished in the top 10 of People's sexiest man alive. Oh, and he has three women who are all expecting babies with him right now. The guy gets around.