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October 28, 2020

So far she has stayed.

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is now dabbling in television just keeps getting more cranky with age. He told his significant other that he was going to see other women and if she didn't like it, she could leave. So far she has stayed.
February 11, 2020

This week, while promoting his new movie, he cheated on his current significant other with a waitress from a pizza restaurant.

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A/A- list that everyone knows has accumulated quite a few children with different women over the past few years. This week, while promoting his new movie, he cheated on his current significant other with a waitress from a pizza restaurant. Apparently the sex was unprotected.
May 4, 2019

NYU student would say otherwise

This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor has multiple children from multiple mothers and supposedly is still involved with one of them. An NYU student would say otherwise after her time in the bedroom with him yesterday.
May 2, 2017

Multiple women, multiple children.

Our likeable film star has been spreading his seed around like crazy over the past few years. Multiple women, multiple children. Two of the women might have even been pregnant at the same time! We think that he now has a total of… actually, we don’t know how many there are at this point.
March 8, 2017

She is living with friends now.

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor got into another fight with a different baby mama and has stopped giving her any money and even kicked her out of her home. She is living with friends now.
January 10, 2017

He said he’d use his award statue on his girlfriend

I'm not quite sure what to make of this, but several separate people swear they overheard this B-list actor repeatedly jokingly he'd use his award statue on his girlfriend as a sexual apparatus if he won. Fortunately he didn't win.
December 30, 2016

She can’t handle the parental demands the actor requires when it comes to his children

This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who has prodigious sperm has a girlfriend ready to bolt. She can’t handle the parental demands the actor requires when it comes to his children.
October 12, 2016

He convinced organizers of a recent event that he required three or four to assist him

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who now spends most of his time trying to impregnate college aged women convinced organizers of a recent event that he required three or four to "assist" him 24/7 while he was at the event.
October 5, 2016

Actor left an award he was given on a hotel bar

At least he didn’t throw it in the trash, but this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor did leave an award he was given on a hotel bar when he found a college age student to go back to his hotel room with him. The reason he probably left it is because he was trying to get out of the bar quickly before the woman he originally was going to hook up with got back from the restroom.
February 22, 2014

No one was younger than 21

This former A+ list mostly movie actor was at an event this past week. The actor, who is probably down to a B+ now because of his lack of work still enjoys A+ list name recognition. He also enjoys very young women. He told the women around him that he only wanted to go home with someone in their teens. No one was younger than 21 though so our actor said he guessed that would do and sent the rest on their way.
January 3, 2014

She can’t leave because she doesn’t have enough money to buy a house

This former model turned B list mostly movie actress turned into a waste of space celebrity, has also run through most of her money. So much so that our foreign born celebrity must stand by helplessly and watch her boyfriend cheat on her with woman after woman. He brings them home and she can't leave because she doesn't have enough money to buy a house. She would never rent. The horror if someone found out. So far her A list movie actor ex isn't helping out with cash either.
December 5, 2013

He tells her that he doesn’t want her all caught up in the celebrity nonsense

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now a B+ thanks to some bad choices is still a sex symbol. He also loves women. He has been seeing a woman for the past few months but never gets photographed with her. He tells her that he doesn't want her all caught up in the celebrity nonsense. He also doesn't want the other woman he sees frequently or any other potential suitors to see him with a woman.
November 2, 2013

He wants to teach sex therapy

This still A list mostly movie actor says he is thinking of quitting acting because he wants to teach sex therapy. He thinks he has found a way to make sex better and wants to share it with the world. Right now though the aging actor just is sharing it with random college women he picks up at university bookstores.