Creepy dude.

This B+ list mostly movie actress has had a piece of two franchises. Both comedies. She is known by all of you even though she doesn't work as much as she used to. Anyway, when she told this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is old that she got a new breast lift and enlargement, the actor said really and then reached out and grabbed them.

It is one of her go to bar stories

This almost has been former almost A list mostly movie actress from a franchise, who now counts her blessings when she gets a paid acting gig seems to be proud of the fact that she introduced this now deceased actor to cocaine. It is one of her go to bar stories.

Like Lindsay, our actress would steal anything not tied down

Before there was Lindsay Lohan, there was another movie actress who did many of the same things Lindsay has done. Our actress once reached A list, which is something Lindsay probably won't ever do at this point. Our actress had a very quick and bright flame and then crashed and burned because she has no real acting talent. She still enjoys A+ list name recognition, but her acting resume is probably a C+ at this point. Our actress didn't start off quite as young as Lindsay, but made a name for herself beginning in her 20's.

She said she just needed a little boost to get through the night

This still sexy but aging slightly former B+ list actress who has never been afraid to get naked in a movie says she doesn't take drugs but that is not what several people saw the other night. Our actress in a very very very revealing dress was bent over a table exposing everything under her dress while she expertly did a few lines of coke. She said she just needed a little boost to get through the night.

When she refused, the show was yanked.

A few years ago this highly anticipated network show was dropped after just a couple of weeks on the air. The show could have run a full season despite the horrific ratings but the female star of the show refused to have sex with the network person who could have left it alone. When she refused, the show was yanked.