Because she knows

I think the celebrity offspring is lashing out against the A- list singer because the offspring knows that her husband hooked up with an actress on his music video  and has never deleted all the nude photos he took of the A- list singer.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list athlete/part-time model is being followed by paps after being ignored for years. They are trying to catch her with a married executive. / This A list singer and his A list celebrity significant other complained at a restaurant they didn't want to sit outside because then regular people would be able to see them. / This foreign born A+ list group ("Oasis") that no longer exists because family members can't get along, didn't like an opening act they had one night. So, they destroyed all the instruments between sound check and the show and the group couldn't play.

He did so on purpose.

Apparently a few weeks ago this former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer locked his wife in their home using an automatic lock system. He did so on purpose.

It is unknown who the actor is.

The wife of this foreign born permanent A list singer has him stay with a nurse all day while she is hooking up with an actor she has always liked. At this point, it is unknown who the actor is.

She is taking the time to party

Not sure if sharing rolled up Euros to do lines of cocaine is something you should be doing during this outbreak, but the barely there celebrity offspring is out of the country and away from her cheating A list husband, so is taking the time to party and share a few Euros with fellow devotees of the white powder.

She a mess this week

This barely there celebrity offspring who tries really hard and has made it higher on the list than her famous parental unit was a mess this week. Talking about her husband she broke down and it was apparently really sad to see someone crying and doing coke at the same time.