You couldn’t find a shadier crypto to endorse.

It will be really fun to watch this alliterate A list reality star and other celebrities be sued when the owners of the crypto they are promoting right now walks away with everyone's money. You couldn't find a shadier crypto to endorse.

She went on to say that since he has never been physical with her she doubts he would ever get physical with them.

This weekend, this permanent A list singer who is really probably permanent A+ list and a permanent A list diva was asked whether she believes the abuse victims of this A+ list athlete/a-hole. The singer said, "The women were just trying to take advantage of him." She went on to say that since he has never been physical with her she doubts he would ever get physical with them.

The only charity I care about is me

Showing once again that he is a huge prick, this A+ list fighter was asked about charities he might give some of his winnings too. He said, "F**k charities. The only charity I care about is me."

He expects his wife to stay faithful

This initialed rapper/actor/reality star is going to go ballistic when he finds out his wife slept with an A lister from a different corner of the entertainment world. It doesn’t matter that our rapper has slept with hundreds of women during his marriage, he expects his wife to stay faithful.

Young people of Hollywood: Resume your freak out!

You may be aware that a celebrity is concerned that his cell phone was seized by police. He knows that there are photos and film clips of him on there in various states of undress and doing various drugs. However, there is a much bigger story behind the cell phone that only we know about! The bigger story is about who else is on the cell phone! For the past two days, half of young Hollywood has been freaking the fuck out about the seizure. Why? Because many of them were snapped and filmed while they were in various states of undress and while they were drinking and doing drugs (pot, coke, pills).