She has an A list drinking problem

This former B+ list mostly television actress who has completely struck out with every show since her network hit went off the air years ago still has A list name recognition. She also has an A list drinking problem, or at least did the other day at a pool outside the country when she decided to take a nap while on the cement deck next to the pool.

It also left a nasty rash on her upper arms and torso.

This B list actress doesn’t really act any more because she is not that great at it and would rather be behind the scenes anyway since the demise of her hit show which is almost becoming a faded memory at this point. Our actress tried some new version of botox or something that is the new and improved botox but it made her swell up like Violet after a blueberry. It also left a nasty rash on her upper arms and torso.

Our actress rushed over and the confrontation was loud and messy

A very messy scene at a hotel two nights ago when this B list mostly television actress who does other things since her hit show left the air confronted her boyfriend at his hotel room. She didn't even know he was in town until a friend of the actress spotted him at a hotel bar with another woman. Our actress rushed over and the confrontation was loud and messy.

She better cut her bathroom visits short

This former A list mostly television actress who just shows up on a lot of red carpets these days and tries her hand behind the scenes better cut short her bathroom visits while out with her boyfriend because he cleans up on phone numbers for women.

He continues to cheat on her and she knows it, but she won’t split

This former B list mostly television actress must be desperately in love with her new boyfriend. He continues to cheat on her and she knows it, but she won't split. The actress, who was on a long running network show was crying on the phone yesterday while talking to her boyfriend and looking for a place to hide and speak in private as she cruised through her hotel lobby.

They did until she got married

This mostly television actress has been as high as A list and as low as C list. In other words, she kind of fluctuates. She got her first big break in a television show because one of her tricks was a producer on the show and he wanted to see our actress on a daily basis. They did until she got married.

She wanted to go ring shopping with him after the second date

This former B+ list actress from a very hit long running network show that is not on the air any longer was dumped by her fairly new boyfriend because she kept telling him they should get married. They have been dating about two months and she wanted to go ring shopping with him after the second date. He is really rich and our actress has been using every trick she can but he likes having sex with a star, and doesn't want to marry one.

She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away

This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.