Everyone is just $oooo concerned, and Girlfriend will not leave his side for one second.

The world and media is seemingly surprised and “praying” for him. His handlers are scrambling to save what’s left of the last of his reputation (and their bank accounts!) Though they knew the problem would probably show up again, they weren’t ready for this gravy train/ cash cow to end now or in this way. He’s known for having mistresses. But we’ll nickname his ultimate favorites, “Amber” and “Vicky”. No woman can ever compete with them.