Just a few hours after my blind item yesterday about the elderly rapist comedian, he made an announcement confirming the blind. A comic who hated him for years and years and made him the subject of a long bit in one of his movies, is permanently A list now and is offering to go on tour with the comic. What is happening here?
This host is A+/A list. He stars on multiple shows and formats and genres. He used to be A+ list as an athlete. He is also an A+ list swinger which he really tries to keep secret, but the ex that used to be married to an actor is always asking for a few dollars here and a few dollars there.
The celebrity former spouse of the permanent A+/A list actor was at it again at an event this week. She was aggressively trying to find men who were interested in dating her. At one point she told a guy she would go home with him that night if he had some cash or could stop at an ATM.
Why yes, that was a man who sneaked into the backseat of a waiting SUV which soon had this closeted permanent A list comic actor jump inside. I think the actor over compensates by having a lot of children.
This some time reality star/celebrity who got her fame from being married to a permanent A lister is trying to convince first dates they should get married that night or an upcoming weekend. I didn't realize she was that desperate for money. I thought her kids were funneling money from their dad to her.
This B- list celebrity/reality star who is only famous because of who she was married to is spinning some kind of story about how she didn't know a guy was married. She knew. She just didn't think anyone would recognize her and bust her.
He doesn’t write anything any longer which means if he does get a standup gig, they will all be jokes written for him.
Back in the day, there was no one better than this permanent A list stand up. He hasn't even done stand up in decades and he is still permanently A list. Now, he doesn't do much except live off old standup and movie fame. He doesn't write anything any longer which means if he does get a standup gig, they will all be jokes written for him.
This C+ list celebrity got a new breast enlargement and has been throwing cash around like she used to back in the day. The reason? She is back doing special things her permanent A list mostly movie actor ex-husband loves from her. Apparently things really have gone south in a hurry with his current significant other.
You know who you don't see out and about as much? This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his significant other. They used to make daily appearances you could set a watch to, but now, they rarely venture out of the gates of his huge compound up that long canyon road.
This half of a brotherly duo in film likes to pretend he grew up very poor. He is rebooting one of the more famous movies of the past three decades. A movie that made the career of this A+ lister. This producer/writer has cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy ending massage parlors. It is a rare day when he doesn't go to one. When he was in college he used to always try and pressure women to orally service him.
I was talking to a cop recently that used to work the beat in New York and she informed me that this former A list actor, who allegedly has a thing for other gentlemen, would curb crawl outside the popular transvestite clubs, pull down his limo window and invite them to a private party in his hotel room for a raw night. The least he could've done is wrapped it.
It turns out it was our actor who was lying. ALL of these things came out in one night. All of it. It was the fight of fights.
I hadn’t thought about this one in awhile when I saw one of the subjects in the news today and it brought it all back. This happened not even a decade ago, but not many people probably remember it. It involves a permanent A list mostly movie actor and a celebrity who at the time was not that high on the celebrity list and known more for who she had been married to. Things are hot and heavy between our couple and they decide they should take things to the next level.