He might be back on the weed and/or pills

What C-list mostly television actor who is married to a publicity hungry entertainer/celebrity is sparking rumors that he might be back on the weed and/or pills? He was spotting at an event for his children, looking 30 pounds heavier.

She’s a hot mess of problems, he’s a turd with a wandering peen, and they’re broke

This C-list couple with A-list tabloid name recognition have a gloriously dysfunctional relationship. She's a hot mess of problems, he's a turd with a wandering peen, and they're broke. He was supposed to be on this season's 'Dancing With The Stars' which would have dovetailed nicely into their next project, and provided some much needed income. He had the contract ready to go, but she 86'ed it because not only would her new project not allow her to keep a watchful eye on him, but he has a steamy history with this B-list member of the cast, and they had started texting again.

She’ll cook up something crazy and torch it like always

These two C-listers have a common bond...another C-lister that made them look like awful people (because they are) and had some B-list moments in the sun because of it. Even though the C-list couple have had about four horrible months and the relationship is most likely doomed, they have closed ranks and have decided to capitalize on the other C-lister's controversies. The wife of the relationship is tickled that this might be the way to keep her husband around for a while, and make him happy...and he is... and well he's just an opportunistic douche that likes to see people suffer whether or not he caused the suffering himself or not.

On their latest ‘family’ getaway, she only saw him twice

This C-list singer has had a low profile recently which is generating buzz that her new team has finally gotten her to agree to rehab. Nope. She's going to 'therapy' a couple of hours a day to shut everyone up and make it look like she's trying to be healthy, but she's back in her place of being an obsessive wingnut fueled by stimulants and booze. Her most recent record deal fell completely through the floor, and it was really her only shot at signing anything on a major label, even if it was mostly overseas. The biggest part of the problem with the deal was that they wanted her to cut her Svengali/chief enabler loose and work with some of the writers and producers she's had success with in the past, and she flat out refused.

The scramble is on

This often struggling celebrity has the great fortune of several new opportunities waiting for them in the new year. If they could keep it together, and just let the team brought in to rehab their image work, they would be set for years to come. The celebrity will cooperate for a little while to get some jobs booked, but once the drugs and booze starts flowing, they're back to their old antics. The recent split from their spouse is what is causing the biggest tailspin. They are absolutely obsessed with what the spouse is doing, who they are with, and cannot cope at all if those questions aren't answered.

Who is going to be his replacement?

This once B-list mostly television actor was such a complete nightmare in his prime, it's a miracle he got a second chance on this sort-of hit non-network show. Things were going ok in the first season, but the new steady paycheck just went to booze and drugs, although he likes to shout from the rooftops about how sober he is, and puts himself out there as the poster boy for recovery. He's been told to get it together during hiatus, or he's out. The producers have already written him out of the show, because they know he won't be able to lean up his act in time. Who is going to be his replacement? This C-list horrible actor with A-list name recognition.

She’s in full on stalker mode with demon dialing, frantic texting, drive-bys

This C-list celebrity couple with A-list name recognition are living separately, and have been for the past month. They've worked out the terms of their settlement, and will announce their split in the next year. They will continue to keep up appearances to give a joint project they're working on a chance for success, but it's pretty much a done deal that their relationship is over, and he's not going back. They used to get papped a few times a week, and now there's hardly anything as they start to quietly distance themselves from each other. Well, he is anyway. She's in full on stalker mode with demon dialing, frantic texting, drive-bys, and begging him for another chance.

He believes to this day it was his baby

This once B-list entertainer who flirted with the A-list a little bit, but always had the A-list name recognition, had a torrid affair with this C-list mostly television actor that made all the headlines way back when. They were both married to non famous people at the time of their affair. The entertainer was running around a lot on her husband during this time period and discovered she was pregnant. She was happy because she thought it would be a great way to snag the actor and make him leave his wife and kids. A little love child to make things right, and have him on the hook for 18 years.

No, she’s not really pregnant

This girl has been a celebrity for a long time, but she is getting increasingly desperate for attention. Her marriage has fallen apart and she is drinking too much to cope with the stress. However, she wants her fans to think that her marriage and her career and everything is just fine. So she’s taken on a new publicity stunt: She wants you to think that she is pregnant! No, she’s not really pregnant. She just wants you to think that she might be. In fact, she and her husband haven’t been intimate in a while (probably because he’s been too busy sleeping around with someone else).

The wife snuggled in bed with furry lil’ pups

This actor is out. He's been gone for two days. As soon as the plane landed, he got into a cab and went to his parent's house. His entertainer wife went home. Sure there's a lot of keeping up appearances going on while the wife's team gets things together. But the actor is not there. The wife's new team gave him a 'position' with a hefty paycheck and thought this would smooth things over until the New Year. But the actor is not there. The wife hung the stockings by the fire with care... But the actor is not there. The wife snuggled in bed with furry lil' pups... (and posted an old picture to perpetuate the charade) But the actor is not there. It was a pasta dinner and bottle (or two) of wine for one.

Main goal is to get the celeb as far away from the spouse as possible

This once A-list celebrity lost their mind a while back and as a result, fired their A+ publicity team, thinking they knew better than they did how to run their career. Obviously, it was a terrible move because this celebrity has been nothing but a PR nightmare of epic proportions ever since. One of the issues besides a horrible substance abuse problem, is a toxic relationship. Their spouse is probably the worst person ever, that enjoys mind fucking the celebrity on a daily basis, and spending all of their money. Recently, they decided to see how far they could push the celebrity over the edge by telling them they wanted out of the relationship.

It’s almost romantic and cute when you think about it

These two, one a television star, and one a once television star and now tabloid darling, were together for years, had a bad breakup, and went their separate ways. He's now married to a celebrity with A-list name recognition, and she has a non famous boyfriend. Well, in the past when the exes have been on the outs, they would run into each other everywhere, and it would always end with a heated exchange between them, or between the new wife. They would run into one another at restaurants around town at least three or four times a week. In the last few months, the couple has been talking, and there is definitely a spark there still. It's probably why when things got bad in the past, they would vehemently hate each other. But they have both seemed to grow up a bit over the years, and can't deny that they miss each other. No plans to reunite. That probably won't happen. But what is happening are some clandestine hookups when they all run into each other around town.