Ed Sheeran – Foxella

He is trying to be as evasive as possible while still not lying under oath.

This foreign born A+ list singer is trying to be as evasive as possible while still not lying under oath. When he says he "works" with unknown singers and clears their songs, what he means is he gives them a tiny bit of money in return for them giving the singer the lion share of the writing credit and they are lucky to ever hear from again. The whole hermit thing is just a ploy too. He may have had a flip phone, but the people with him had smart phones.

He doesn’t want to upset them.

This foreign born A list singer who frequently works with this A+ list singer hasn't publicly supported her because he is trying to work with a different A+/A list singer who works with someone else and doesn't want to upset them.

She will get a huge check to stay silent.

This foreign born A+/A list singer has his people scrambling behind the scenes to keep this foreign born former A- list singer/reality judge who is a lover of last names. They are doing their best to keep her from saying anything about a new song that was released or suing. She will get a huge check to stay silent.

He thinks the singer is cool and a lot of fun.

This tone deaf foreign born A+ list singer doesn't care about any of the women or men who have been subject to the violence of this former A+ list singer because he thinks the singer is cool and a lot of fun.

If they Google him, they won’t find pictures of him with anyone else.

Everyone always assumes this foreign born A list singer is just odd because he never wants to be photographed with women. He is not being odd. He is just playing his game and his game is telling whatever woman he sees that he is single. If they Google him, they won't find pictures of him with anyone else. It is just his way of always being able to cheat without thinking he will be caught.

“I thought it was pretty cool that one of the biggest current pop stars, who specializes in writing love songs, gave me relationship advice. “

I loved the way this was written, so tried to keep it as is. Had to delete some identifying things, but the starstruck, fun quality is still in it. I used to work at a popular bar in a mid size city in Canada.

Rare showers, a lack of interest in doing any work at all and poor treatment of the woman after are the general complaints.

Apparently this foreign born A list singer/songwriter who is out shilling for his latest album is not a treat in bed to women who hook up with him. Rare showers, a lack of interest in doing any work at all and poor treatment of the woman after are the general complaints.

A list singer was showing some texts to people at an after party last night

This foreign born A list singer was showing some texts to people at an after party last night. The texts were from this A+ list singer who thought he was being too chummy with this foreign born A+ list singer who is one of the few who don’t bow down in a chance to join the squad.

He decided to stand out in front of a recent gig and personally hand out tickets to the first 100 people

This A- list singer/songwriter/do a little bit of everything had a very good 2016. He even got played by a PR pro. Anyway, our singer decided to stand out in front of a recent gig and personally hand out tickets to the first 100 people who came up to him and recognized him. No cameras or publicity. He just thought it would be fun.

He might not look like your typical pop star

He might not look like your typical pop star, but this foreign born B+ list entertainer (singer) can spend with the likes of them. In a good way. While out the other night for dinner he picked up the tab of the table next to him. It was a couple celebrating their anniversary. He also paid for two bottles of wine for the couple at $1000 a piece. Pretty nice gift.

It would explain some things

This foreign born B list entertainer (singer) who has a reputation for cheating and is not named Rita Ora was telling her friends over the weekend that the female best friend of the singer's most famous boyfriend that she cheated on had been calling her and sexting her. Interesting. It would explain some things.