He gave up his stake in the franchise

Years ago, when the deal was first announced, Mr. Hedge told you all repeatedly, that the deal put together by the former A+ list athlete with herpes to buy that professional sports team was going to be a major debacle, for many reasons. It all came to pass, and our former athlete just resigned in disgrace, giving up his stake in the franchise in the process.

2 blinds in a row

The alliterate talk show host has been drinking on the job again and it shows. / This former athlete who was permanently A list has not done as well off the field but has managed to impregnate someone other than his model wife.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show will soon slip into obscurity when the show ends. / This alliterate A- list director has apparently been making actresses hit the casting couch again. / This former A list model still models and is also married to a permanent A list athlete who has turned his attention to the management side of things in sports.

3 blinds in a row

I wrote about this foreign born A list singer last week. Things have taken a turn for the worse this week. / What this person does every day to bring love and light to the world is amazing. / This athlete investor has been grilled on a high-profile pay cable show. If you want to watch him squirm in the interview chair, get your popcorn ready.

Athlete complained to friends that he actually had to pay for a threesome

This permanent A list MLB athlete complained to friends the other day that he actually had to pay for a threesome. Apparently he used to be able to get them for free but women don't think he is that big of a star any longer or don't know who he is. Well, maybe if he played more than a couple of handful of games last year they would know. NOT A-Rod.

She would lose her mind if she knew the truth

This A+ list singer/celebrity has a boyfriend who is an A- list celebrity. He used to date a B- list mostly television actress. She is a well known herpes carrier, but even though the actress got pregnant by our A- list celebrity, he insists to his current girlfriend that he didn't have unprotected sex with the actress.