She is not allowed to say it on the show

Apparently the former es-cort turned actress turned reality star turned reality star/actress has some piping hot tea on the past of one her reality show co-stars but is not allowed to say it on the show because the producers don't want to make the other star angry.

Happy ending massages

I don't think anyone would be shocked to know that this Housewife has probably performed dozens of happy ending massages for her clients.

They are not even living together

Apparently this newly "married" couple who did it for the cameras are not even living together. The actress/reality star gave one story while her "husband" gave another. Oh, the look she gave him when he got the story wrong to reporters.

The wedding was for television. Plain and simple.

I might actually get sick from the spin this Housewife is putting on her wedding day. Please. If that garbage she is spewing is true, then last month would have made a whole lot more sense. Am I right? The "wedding" was for television. Just be honest. She wanted it on this season to try and make sure she gets invited back. Plain and simple. Own the truth.