28 01, 2021

She had the best, and now, it is going downhill from here. 

The long long time plastic surgeon of this former A+ list mostly movie actress all of you know, has retired. It really shows when you see what happened to the face of the actress with the new surgeon she hired. She should have left it alone. She had the best, and now, it is going downhill from here.

12 04, 2020

It is still super creepy.

This former A+ list mostly movie actress has continued the trend of hooking up with each of her daughter's boyfriends. This has been going on for years. It is not an ongoing thing, but much more of a sporadic thing. It is still super creepy.

21 03, 2020

She has been sharing a lot as of late.

This permanent A list mostly movie actress all of you know has been sharing a lot as of late. She hasn't shared that she used to have a huge drug problem. Back in the day when she was first starting out, she was known as the threesome queen. If you brought the coke and some cash, she was open to anything.

29 09, 2019

He cheated on the actress on an almost daily basis.

I'm sure that this former A list mostly television actor who mostly bombed at movies told his ex wife that an alliterate actress cheated on him. What he probably didn't mention is that he cheated on the actress on an almost daily basis.

7 09, 2019

She pays him to come over

This back in the day A list mostly movie actress briefly got to A+ list a decade after being A list. Now, she doesn't act much, but is dating someone three decades younger. Well, not exactly dating. She pays him to come over and have se-x with her.

15 05, 2019

They are allowed to get away with it.

Apparently no matter the theme, the twins wear whatever they want and don't really care. They are allowed to get away with it. This former A+ list mostly movie actress was essentially wearing the same thing as the twins and was called out for it.

17 04, 2019

She needs to check the drivers license on this new one

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer loves her men young, but she needs to check the drivers license on this new one because apparently he is still in high school and bragging to his friends. Apparently one of the offspring of the actress used to babysit the high schooler.

5 02, 2019

She was a buzzed dirty talking machine

This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.

18 09, 2018

4 blinds in a row

Date night last night with his long time boyfriend for this married foreign born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor. / From what I understand, all of the actresses from this cable show are banding together and will refuse to appear on an after show about their show. / This former A+ list mostly movie actress from an early age to a much later age basically has just given up acting. / This alliterate A- list mostly television actress who did something else in entertainment back in the day is on thin ice with the guy supposedly going to be her husband.