David Spade – Foxella

August 18, 2019

He opened up a little too much

This A- list actor/comic opened up a little too much to the point where it is pretty obvious there was a murder rather than a suicide in the family.

May 2, 2018

4 blinds

This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress is a solid A list in her home country and has been for well over two decades. / This former B- list mostly movie actor is doing what he did before. He has found a not legal teen to "romance." / This former A- list mostly television actress who is probably B- on the acting list right now but is currently a solid A list as far as name recognition goes because of the way she has been in the news the past six months is not helping her narrative any when she is in public and crazy wasted. / This former Teen Mom hooked up with a guy she thought was a rich Russian oligarch but was an Uber driver from New Jersey who can do a really good Russian accent.

April 6, 2018

She and the Director were making out and doing some heavy fooling around, and assumed they were unseen by others.

One thing that we forgot to share back during the Oscars came back across our radar recently. At a pre-Oscars party hosted by a big talent agency in Coldwater Canyon, this (A+ list action director) was sneaking around outside to meet up with this (former reality star turned A-/B+ list mostly television actress), who was ditching her companion.

October 7, 2017

She talked her ex into getting back together with her.

In a bid to get out of paying spousal support and child support and because her boyfriend who was going to pay for all of it left her, this B- list mostly television actress who stars on an almost television show none of you have probably watched talked her ex into getting back together with her. Most of you saw her previous network show.

August 15, 2017

She said he refused to give her any money so she stopped dating him

This former B+ list mostly television actress is struggling to find work since that hit ensemble network show went off the air. When someone asked her about the A- list comic/actor she was dating for a bit, she said he refused to give her any money so she stopped dating him.

April 9, 2017

He says that everyone else in Hollywood is always trying to change them or control them. He just validates them and they like that.

This grown up actor has succeeded in both films and TV. You would not describe him as an acting genius, or a hunk, or a superstar, but he has this interesting, sarcastic sense of humor that has kept him working steadily in comedic productions for more than twenty years.

December 3, 2016

Part 2 – She would not want the world to see her drunk.

My friend and I returned back to the club, the phone of the actress safely in the back pocket of my pants. Beginning about an hour after we got back to the club, my butt starts vibrating. A lot. I had forgotten about the phone until then. I didn’t forget about it again. The actress specifically told me she would call my phone when she wanted her phone back.

October 8, 2016

He has been on a roll as of late

This A- list comic actor who got his start on late night has been on a roll as of late. Not only did he hook up with one half of the current network reality couple but he also managed to hook up and escape alive from this three named actress.

October 2, 2016

She is set to get married but was arm in arm and hand in hand with with someone else

She is a former network reality star set to get married but was arm in arm and hand in hand with his A- list mostly movie actor/comedian. He also has A+ list name recognition which she won’t ever have and will soon be replaced in the minds of millions.

December 2, 2013

He has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman

"Why do I keep getting women pregnant? It makes me hate them." B list mostly television actor who has tried his hand with mixed results in the movies after a great run on a hit network show. He did say women but has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman.

October 25, 2013

Yay she won. She must be so proud

This B- list mostly television comedic actor who also pops up in the movies in certain situations was out partying the other night and was surrounded by hordes of women. I'm not sure how this guy does it. Anyway he told the women that he was only interested in brunettes for the night and refused to talk to any women who were not brunettes. He then winnowed it down even further before finding someone to take back to his hotel for a few hours. Yay she won. She must be so proud.

October 1, 2013

Maybe that’s why it never lasts?

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either. When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Which is weird because, well, he’s really weird about germs and touching.