Split Summer

It is only a matter of time before the media catches on to this and then there will be a split.

4 blinds in a row

This back in the saddle news anchor is cheating on his wife with a staffer. / This alliterate barely there celebrity has started talking about his parental unit's mistresses. / It is unclear if it was another set of twins or two children from two separate mothers.

She finally had enough of the cheating

This A-/B+ list actress who is the offspring of someone higher on the list, finally had enough of the cheating of her significant other and broke it off. It has been happening for years, often with his married celebrity best friend at his side as they would find willing women.

There is no way, not one iota of a chance that he didn’t know what was going on with his team.

Speaking of foreign born A+ list celebrities, that everyone in the world knows, this one, used every ounce of his fame to walk away from a horror show with a slap on the wrist. There is no way, not one iota of a chance that he didn't know what was going on with his team. He knew. His partners knew. But, because he is this massive celebrity and a legend, they threw everyone else under the bus other than him. If this had been any other person, he would have been forced to sell and be banned. Instead he is laughing at everyone because he too knows he can get away with anything. Well, except cheating on his wife. He was busted doing that and whined about being busted with that whiny voice of his.

At what point will there be a divorce announcement?

I'm not sure how much longer this foreign born former A+ list athlete turned A/A- list celebrity can hide his mistress. They are together all the time. The city where they live talks about it all the time. Update: The girlfriend of this married foreign born permanent A list celebrity who the entire world knows, is now living with the celebrity. At what point will there be a divorce announcement?

The husband’s affairs are becoming too public

This foreign born A/A- list celebrity couple who used to be A+ list are set to announce they are splitting. The husband's affairs are becoming too public and a divorce announcement is less damaging to the brand than a cheating one.