If you think Sean Penn is Charlize Theron's worst choice ever in a sexual partner, you probably don't know that she used to hook up with this former B list mostly movie actor from an acting family who is also a world class fuckup but still seems to have the love of his ex-wife.
This former B+ list mostly movie actor with almost A list name recognition asked a nurse in a doctor's office if it was ok if he smoked inside because he wanted to be able to be there for his pregnant girlfriend at her appointment. The nurse said no. Our actor left the girlfriend behind and chain smoked until she came outside.
This B-list mostly television actress and this B-list mostly movie actor with A-list name recognition from a famous family, had a horrible break-up after her affair with this C-list television actor was exposed. Her husband was desperate to work things out and put their family back together, she walked away and never looked back. He then went into a huge downward spiral of drinking and drugs that he will be lucky to survive. His current girlfriend, this D-list wannabe actress, is doing her best to trap him in marriage before he bottoms out. An unplanned pregnancy got him on the hook for the next 18 years, and now she wants the ring to make sure the money goes to her should anything happen.
This former B+ list mostly movie actor from a very famous acting family was stopping people in the street the other day in front of a club and asking them if they had any coke. People just walking by and he was grabbing their arm or crossing in front of them while shaking the entire time and trying to keep a cigarette steady in his hand.
This former B list mostly movie actor who is so whacked out on drugs and booze that he doesn't even resemble who he used to be. He was wandering the streets of Miami this week asking hookers if they would "be willing to do a pregnant woman."
It's no secret that these two A-list actresses, one mostly movie and the other mostly television, both made famous by a long running series, aren't as close as they used to be. Their once fierce friendship kind of faded away when one of their marriages ended. Why? Well the other actress had her marriage fail because the infidelity of her actor husband, so she was very upset to see her friend run around on her own husband, a B-lister hovering around C.
This former B list mostly movie actor and now just general screw-up who seemingly has a never ending supply of money says that the daughter everyone thinks is his isn't. He has said this repeatedly the past week or two. No one had ever heard him say it before. It could explain why he has not been spending much time with her at all the past year.
This former B list mostly movie actor who has become a walking parody of himself and is more famous for an ex than his acting, got into a fight with his neighbor during the middle of the night because our actor was swimming in the neighbor's pool naked. The actor has his own pool but says he wanted some quiet. The actor was drunk out of his mind and was collected by his equally odd girlfriend before the neighbor called the police.
This former B list actor who is probably a C+ list mostly movie actor with A list name recognition thanks to his former wife is a very sore guy this morning. Tuesday night he hired the services of an escort while in Toronto and then tried to get his money back after doing what people do. He reached for her purse and she beat the crap out of him and when he tried to grab her she sprayed him with mace before calling security.