Every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

Because of the success of this horrible mom at rehabilitating her image on a reality show, and the way it was done with the help of her much more famous daughter, the publicist for this disgraced alliterate actress is using the barely there celebrity offspring of the actress to rehabilitate the actress. Every story you see in the upcoming weeks will not focus on the offspring, although, it should be for now. Instead, every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

Producers guaranteed she can remain until week three.

Once again the fix is in for this barely there celebrity offspring on this network reality show. Because she will be hated by the general public and voted off the first week, the producers guaranteed she can remain until week three. After that, they won't protect her any longer.

Once again she screws up.

Once again, this permanent A list model/host/producer knows she can't be fired and knows she can suck every week, so doesn't really care when she screws up.