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This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer is being forced to charge by the hour now to make any money. / The seemingly violent coke head who had a chance at A+ list and has at least one franchise, is being replaced for a very big addition to a new streaming service.

Not many people even know of its existence, so it was interesting to see it pop up in an article

A recent article about this former teen celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star talked about the se-x tape the celebrity made but also mentioned a tape where she was performing or-al se-x on a man. That tape has never been released because she was under 18 when it was filmed. Not many people even know of its existence, so it was interesting to see it pop up in an article as something that had been released.

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The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.

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This A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an acting family with someone who is equal on the list had to be carried out of a bar during the day this past week because he was too wasted to walk. / If you can't start a fashion company to launder money, then another great way is to start a movie production company that spends a lot exploring deals but never actually produces anything. That is what this former almost A- list actress turned escort is doing. / This former B- list mostly movie actor turned reality star was involved in a marriage all of you know about. Apparently he spends all of his days and nights doing drugs and is a shell of the person he was even a year ago.

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Actually everyone in the family is worried about the drug use of the celebrity offspring of the permanent A++ lister, but only because they are greedy jerks who want her to create a will so they get her money. / Ahhh, it has been awhile since I trashed this Ryan Seacrest wannabe/serial cheater. Once again, he decided that his wife was trying to get too much fame of her own so he made her stay out of several endorsement photos which she was asked to do with him. Such a tool. / This former teen bride turned celebrity turned reality start turned porn star turned reality star turned celebrity hooked up with three guys at once this week. She doesn't know it was recorded and one of the guys is trying to sell it.

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She seems like a big movie star because of that franchise she had. The thing is though, if her new movie is a bomb, this A- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring is going to start getting shut out of the good roles. / This former B list celebrity turned reality star turned part-time po-rn star is broke. Her booze and drug habit is so out of control that whatever she makes from sleeping with men for money just goes straight to drugs.

I’m not sure she is allowed to leave the house alone.

Apparently this B list celebrity/former reality star/part-time porn star wants to do a reality show overseas but her controlling boyfriend is refusing to let her. At this point, I'm not sure she is allowed to leave the house alone. / This B list celebrity/part-time porn star is hiding a whole lot of income in a legal proceeding. She just doesn't want people to know that she yachts for most of her income.

I’m sure this will all end well.

This B list celebrity/part-time reality star/part-time porn star has already been black and blue multiple times in this relationship of hers and passed around to whoever asks her significant other. I'm sure this will all end well.

It is no wonder she pops pills like popcorn.

This B list celebrity/reality star/part time porn star was forced to be with another woman by her boyfriend. Almost every day there is some new degradation or humiliation she suffers through. It is no wonder she pops pills like popcorn. I don't think there is anyone out there who is trying to help her.

The last woman her new guy dated ended up black and blue and bloody.

I am definitely predicting trouble for this B-/C+ list celebrity turned reality star turned porn actress turned reality star who is still married. The last woman her new guy dated ended up black and blue and bloody. Our celebrity who you all know can have a bit of a temper when she is using and boozing. I'm scared for both of them.