4 blinds in a row

In a recent movie, the director took one look at the back acne / This married A list comic/comic actor has been busted cheating before. / cheated on his wife / he only gave up pot and booze so he could pass drug tests

His wife left him because he is such a jerk.

This permanent A list comic movie actor is a celebrity offspring. His wife left him because he is such a jerk. Still married, at least for now is this permanent A list comic television actor who went to a strip club with the movie actor. They were escorted to a private room with a bed by several strippers.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who all of you know is about to discover the fact that the child he thought was his for many years is not. This B+ list mostly movie actress who now has an A list mostly movie actor ex said she was given multiple STD’s over the years because of his infidelity. Not Ben and Jen. Apparently the final straw in the split between this A+ list mostly movie comic actor and his B list actress wife was that the wife found out he was hitting on a beloved married B+ list actress who was co-starring in his movie.

She was right

This B list mostly movie actor/sometime director took the opportunity of his B list actress wife attending an event the other night to hook up with the much younger blonde that used to be his assistant before his wife put a stop to it because she suspected something. I guess she was right.

She is headed for a meltdown

This former B list mostly television actress spent TEN minutes texting back and forth to her A list mostly movie actor husband yesterday to make sure he approved of what she was about to order at a restaurant. She spent the entire meal texting him and kept apologizing to her friend sitting across from her. The former actress seemed panicked the entire time. She is headed for a meltdown.

She will be worth looking at again

This A list mostly movie comedy actor was overheard telling friends the other day that he has almost convinced his actress wife to get breast implants after years of trying. He then went on to say that now maybe she will be worth looking at again.