3 blinds in a row

3 BLINDS IN A ROW: The family is trying to get him into rehab, but he is refusing / He is also cheating / She is filming her shows half in the bag

He cheats on his wife

What those newly released texts didn't show is how often the A+ list mostly movie actor cheats on his wife. Now we know why though.

He is dating a meth addict

This celebrity offspring is probably B+/B. All of you know him because of his parents. He is trying to make it seem as if he is going after this A- list singer, but that is to cover for the fact he is dating a meth addict who also sells it.

It looks like there’s not going to be some big fat wedding to look forward to

This show biz family is trying to play it like their son’s illegitimate child is a welcome addition. However, nobody seems to be able to keep their stories straight! The son initially admitted that it was a drug-fueled one-night stand. Publicists later coached sites to call the baby the product of a “long-term relationship.” They’re just “no longer together.” Right. Either way, it looks like there’s not going to be some big fat wedding to look forward to.