She just took it off and did lines topless

I once went to a party where this almost television show talk show host got tired of guys looking down her low cut top every time she bent down to do a line of coke so she just took it off and did lines topless.

You would think that she would be a little more compassionate.

It is a little surprising that this female comedian is making fun of the foreign birth and accented speech of this former mode (who is now the wife of one of the most famous men in the world). You would think that she would be a little more compassionate. Why? Because half of the comedian’s own family didn’t speak English growing up!

He thinks she is trash.

This late night talk show host is bad mouthing his former friend, an actress/stand up comedienne. He thinks she is trash. He has tried to ban her from every show on the family of networks where he works.

Ashtrays filled every morning with bottles of booze and wine.

This talk show host has tried acting but that didn’t work out to well for her. The maid who has been cleaning her hotel room the past few days says it looks like an entire rock group has been staying there instead of one person. Ashtrays filled every morning with bottles of booze and wine. Yes, even some leftover white powder on some of the tables.

Do her famous friends know about her questionable past?

Before she became successful, this funny and famous female used to engage in some very questionable behaviors. Let’s talk about it! First of all, she spent much of her twenties high completely wasted on a combination of cocaine and ecstasy and alcohol. There was rarely a day that went by when she was not high or drunk or stoned. Secondly, her coke habit left her chronically broke. Although she was working a "normal" job before she was famous, she was always borrowing money from friends and coworkers to pay the rent. Even after she made it, she never paid most of them back. Thirdly, she would steal things from other people’s homes at house parties. She would take pills, jewelry, and anything else she could use to get high or peddle for a quick buck. Finally, whenever she got high, she would want to make out… but only with women! No men. Ever. She has been in relationships with several famous men since then, so it’s interesting to note that she chose differently when she was high. Do her famous friends know about her questionable past? And has she engaged in any of these same behaviors with them lately?

She arrived to the event with tissue still stuffed up her nose to stem the bleeding

This B+ list celebrity/sometime actress/with A list name recognition had to stop on the way to an event she was hosting to buy a new blouse. Apparently the one she was wearing had drops of blood from her nose on it so she stopped to buy a new top and changed in the limo. She arrived to the event with tissue still stuffed up her nose to stem the bleeding and took it out only at the last possible second.

She was running late and, to be fair, did have a pair of sunglasses on

This female talk show host came to the door naked when a limo driver picked her up at her place. She was running late and, to be fair, did have a pair of sunglasses on. On the way to the airport she did a couple of lines of coke and helped herself to the complimentary mini bar and actually looked pretty good when she got out of the car an hour later.

She combines her pills with booze and she said like candy

This A list female talk show host was prescribed some pain pills recently but told the doctor hers were better and she had plenty to spare. The doctor then asked if she ever combined her pills with booze and she said like candy. Our talk show host then said something about it being what she is best at. It was a really sad situation that she tried to make light of but the person in the room who heard it said the whole conversation was extremely sad.

Teeth marks all over his body

This is one of the better most juicy items in a few weeks. Let me make this as simple as possible. You have a guy who is an actor and a writer but is probably C list in what he has accomplished. He has almost A list name recognition thanks to his A+ list actress girlfriend who has C list talent. The actress knows the actor cheated but she doesn't know who he cheated with. I do. It took a long time to put the pieces together but it all works out. It turns out the best friend of the actress who is a B+ list celebrity with a daily gig was doing her daily dose of vodka and coke and was doing it with the best friend's boyfriend.

Nice meeting you

"Nice to meet you." - female A list celebrity and host with A+ name recognition. "Nice to meet you too." - A+ list mostly movie actor. "Did you bring your partner with you tonight?"- our A list celebrity