2 11, 2021

At least he didn’t shoot her

After having s.e.x. with her dozens of times and knowing her for decades, I am shocked no one has asked the tiger blood actor what he knows about the relationship between the wannabe politician and the woman he threatened with a gun. Hey, at least he didn't shoot her like our tiger blood actor did to his girlfriend at the time.

23 09, 2021

Electro shock therapy…

I didn't even know hospitals still use electro shock therapy, but they do, and this offspring of a celebrity/reality/sometime acting family has undergone multiple treatments.

21 03, 2021

He hired his old pedophile publicist again.

The former A+ list actor who was back in the news this week for the first time in years, has hired his old pedophile publicist again. The only reason I can think of is possibly the pedophile is blackmailing the actor.

11 09, 2020

She wants to say some things.

If she can stay sober, and that is a big if, look for this former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit network shows, to join the cast of a reality franchise. She wants to say some things. Mostly it will be about the marriage ruined by the now former cast member, but she also wants to discuss the things that happened with the permanent A list actor and his fondness for children.

23 07, 2020

The ammo was bad.

Speaking of former A+ list athletes, this former MLB star also loved str-ippers. The thing he is, he also loved coke. Not even that long ago, he was with two str-ippers and some coke and he had a gun and he held the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. The ammo was bad.

26 05, 2020

He was swinging even if his celebrity wife wasn’t.

I mean, they might not have been "swingers" out there swapping partners during their brief marriage, but the former A+ list mostly television actor was sleeping with different women almost every day while at work. So, he was swinging even if his celebrity wife wasn't.

13 04, 2020

He is the only dealer in town who currently has it.

There is a drug dealer in town who has seen his revenue increase 100 times over what it was before the quarantine. It is not because everyone is inside with nothing to do, but because he has something super special. Everyone wants to be able to say they tried pink cocaine, which is not actually cocaine.

20 08, 2019

2 blinds in a row

I'm looking forward to when the foreign born A/A- list singer gets busted with coke and how fast this foreign born A list singer pretends he never heard of her after all this fake romance crap. / This former A+ list mostly television actor wants nothing to do with being a full time parent. I bet if it was his girls he would have a completely different answer.

1 05, 2019

She couldn’t just say she was late

She couldn't just say she was late, so this former B list celebrity most of you know because of who she was married to, made up an involved tale of why she was late that sounded good but isn't what happens when you deal with this government agency.