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July 25, 2019

Much like any woman who has dated him, there is nothing kind to say about it or him.

This foreign born A- list model who is a part of the heap of models once with the A+ list mostly movie actor confirmed what every woman should know. Stay the hell away from the oft injured/still has time for yachting NBA player. Much like any woman who has dated him, there is nothing kind to say about it or him.
June 1, 2018

4 blinds in a row

By my count, this A list rapper almost died last week. / This closeted NBA star finally found a beard who is perfectly happy pretending to be his girlfriend for that nice big monthly check. / Apparently the most recent overdose was the final straw in the relationship between this foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned drug addict and one of his team. / Maybe this former A list teen movie star could have done without the $2200 bottle of wine when he went out to dinner the other night.
November 17, 2017

He is determined to find himself a beard for hire.

This NBA player does not give up. He is determined to find himself a beard for hire. This is contestant number 5 or 6 from this year he is trying to sway to take on the job.
August 5, 2017

I will admit he is one persistent guy.

This A-/B+ list NBA player has not given up trying to find a beard. I will admit he is one persistent guy. He has moved down the fame ladder in search of a beard.
June 13, 2017

I don’t think she still really knows that the athlete she thought would be her husband is closeted.

This very tan B+ reality star thought she found true love. I don’t think she still really knows that the athlete she thought would be her husband is closeted. Their relationship lasted about as long as it took for him to suggest the first time they have sex include his "best friend" for a threesome.
March 9, 2017

The fact that she can rub some dirt in the face of a reality star she hates just makes it all the better for her.

Our former Disney actress turned future porn star thinks a "love triangle" is going to be the best story line she has been able to deliver. The fact that she can rub some dirt in the face of a reality star she hates just makes it all the better for her.
February 24, 2017

Looks like this NBA star who loves to pretend he loves women

Looks like this NBA star who loves to pretend he loves women while in the closet is about to get outed by that Disney actress who seems to make it her life work to force people out of the closet.
January 9, 2017

Apparently he is a world class a-hole to his beards and to the guys he hooks up with

That closeted NBA player whose past beards include an A+ list castoff and an A list reality star is trolling for a new one but is not having much luck. Apparently he is a world class a-hole to his beards and to the guys he hooks up with too.