No one is being deceptive. No one is hurling insults. It’s just rich people doing rich people things. Who wants to see that?!

As we approach the mid-point of filming for this Bravo show, the suits are not happy. Why? Because the cast is happy. They are happy that a couple of people didn’t return this season. They are getting along. No one is being deceptive. No one is hurling insults. It’s just rich people doing rich people things. Who wants to see that?! Um, me. I want to see that. Also the two new members of the cast are "not fitting in well" with the others. Imagine that.

If the things had aired, the show would have been forced to fire her.

Speaking of the late night talk show host, he is responsible for the reality star not facing backlash for many of the racist things she said on a recent show because he wanted her to be able to return to the show. If the things had aired, the show would have been forced to fire her. Unaired they can pretend it never happened.

This newly married couple may be divorcing for legal reasons.

This newly married couple may be divorcing for legal reasons. So they are already contemplating divorce to keep their assets separate. He recently left one company for another. Rumor has it that he is facing disbarment. She has a type. And the type is assholes. And like attracts like. So I could not be happier this marriage is imploding…

He is always looking for the next Mrs.

Didn't this former soft porn actress turned reality star just get married? Why is she spending time with a married record producer/mogul a lot of you know. He is always looking for the next Mrs., but again, she just got married and this is all very interesting. How many Nobu dates can one couple have during a week before it starts looking suspicious.

He really needs the cash infusion

This former A+ list mostly television actor from multiple very hit shows from the same network is anxious to get his reboot going. He really needs the cash infusion and what he most loves about it is that he doesn't have to share any of the money with his ex because of a carve out provision in their divorce agreement.

The celebrity said all her friends actually work for her

This B-/C+ list celebrity/former reality star from a hit reality show is trying to sell a reality show which centers around her health scare. When asked what friends she could bring to make it more interesting the celebrity said all her friends actually work for her.

Our television actor won her hand in marriage

Want to know how this A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition met one of his ex-wives? Our actor and his best friend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor came up with a brilliant idea. They bought several bags of coke and hired an escort and dumped coke all over her naked body and then they snorted it. Although they each had her that night our television actor won her hand in marriage. True love.