Bruce Willis – Foxella

February 5, 2019

She was a buzzed dirty talking machine

This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.

July 4, 2018

Because he didn’t participate, everyone shunned him. They made sure he knew how things worked and basically ruined what was left of his career.

There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of celebrities as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a decade ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in this movie that was supposed to be a big box office hit took advantage of their position as stars with the local female population and also threw around enough cash to the local police where nothing was said or done about their activities.

May 2, 2018

Apparently he couldn’t stand to attention and our actress laughed at him.

Back in the day when this permanent A list mostly movie actress who has been married to a permanent A list mostly movie actor with very little acting ability and a former A list mostly television actor with very little acting ability was married to the former she was going to cheat.

April 5, 2018

To this day, his cause of death is listed as something other than what the real cause of death was.

This was kind of strange. This A list mostly movie actress who is getting that rating because of her past work. She never really acts now. She says that when she was starting out in the business and basically having sex for money with wealthy men who saw her in a magazine, she was taken to a party and introduced to this permanent A++ list celebrity. Apparently they enjoyed the same type party drug. Well, she was taking it to party and he was taking it to live or at least numb all his pain.

January 12, 2018

Each year, our actor writes several million dollars a year in checks

This permanent A list mostly movie actor can be an a-hole. He has a very limited acting range but has made some very successful movies and of course has that long running huge franchise they keep trying to churn out new installments to. He used to be married to an A lister.

November 21, 2017

He specifically wanted several actresses hired who live in other countries

This A+ list mostly movie actor who is permanently A list is married. He was once married to someone as famous as him. Anyway, he is filming a new movie and specifically wanted several actresses hired who live in other countries. He doesn't want them easy to find if he has sex with them.

September 25, 2017

Producers are always talking about her parents and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events

This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring is only that high because she is on a regular show for the first time. She must really feel validated though when the producers are always talking about her parents and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events and red carpets whenever she can.

August 16, 2017

I don’t think any of us saw the mom and dad winning awards for their parenting

None of the C list kids in this A list family are speaking to the A list parents. ‘Too much freedom,’ says the source. ‘It’s been exercised in the worst way.’ I don’t think any of us saw the mom and dad winning awards for their parenting, but we didn’t predict that it would get this bad this fast.

January 17, 2017

He was fondling women while his wife was there and making plans to f**k another woman the next day.

A few weeks ago I ran into the daughter of this permanent A+ lister. We talked about what was going on in her world and then I asked her for any old Golden Globe or Academy Award stories her father had told her that I could use. She had a few, but she said the one he talked about the most was one particular year. She says it was special to him because he was nominated. It had been a few years since the last time and even longer since the time before that.

October 29, 2016

He treats everyone like crap on the set of his latest movie

I’m not sure why this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who once starred in a long running franchise even acts any longer. I guess it is a paycheck because he treats everyone like crap on the set of his latest movie. He won’t talk to any fans who show up to the set. He just makes up dialogue approximating that written on the page and won’t bother to try and get any better at it.

October 15, 2016

Offspring who has had drug problems in the past is worse than ever before

This acting couple no longer together have several celebrity offspring. The one who has had drug problems in the past is worse than ever before.

October 1, 2016

Our A-list actor totally hooked up her for some action.

You are going to be judging this A-list actor so much after this one, Gossipers. He's certified A-list although he's long past his peak. We're going back to the mid 2000s during the height of this former A-list actress' career. She was young, dumb and outta control. You know the one. Our A-list actor totally hooked up her for some action. She was 18. He was in his 50s. That's low, man.