I find it utterly fascinating that this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor just had a baby and his long time barely legal closeted boyfriend who sounds like a Britney Spears song is also due to have a baby. We already know the story of the latter pregnancy situation but I have never been told who the dad is. Perhaps the two babies share the same dad.
This A+ list mostly movie actor even threw down the line not to cross with a talk show host no one throws down a line to. She did cross over it a couple of times but in a very timid way. Reason he doesn’t want to talk? No one has come up with a good story that every party can agree to.
There is so much buzz right now about the "baby" of this A+ list mostly movie actor and the woman he calls his girlfriend that it is deafening. The biggest issue right now which is causing the buzz is two PR teams who can’t decide on a story to stick to.
The only thing the birth of a baby has done is make this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor even more determined to spend time with his boyfriend.
The newborn child of that closeted A-list actor and his beard has been shrouded in secrecy. His PR people are freaking out because the kid looks nothing like him and it resembles a Middle Eastern businessman she slept with around the time the child was conceived. The PR people contacted Kneepads for the "exclusive" and a splashy cover story may be coming soon.
It would be the perfect relationship. This foreign born thirsty underwear model who is not getting much out of her current relationship publicity wise and this former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer who lives and breathes in a closet. They are talking about it.
A bystander had to intervene in an argument this weekend between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend. Apparently our actor was incensed that she was taking too long getting out of the car and over to the beach to meet a pap for some shots. Apparently things got nasty and the bystander stepped in.
This foreign born B+ list model with the Japanese restaurant sounding name who used to be a pro beard thought she had another gig. Turns out that A+ lister she used to beard for put her head in a place where her fee is outrageously high, so she lost her new gig almost as soon as it began.
I love how the tabloids are willing to identify by name the boyfriend of this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor but still try and sell the whole straight thing. I’m not asking you to out either one of them, but just don’t tell another story you know not to be true.
Good news if you were worried about the unemployment rate for professional beards. I know I was. This foreign born model who did the bearding thing for a year or two for our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor finally has landed a new bearding gig for this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who has one hell of a franchise.
The kiss butt tabloids love to mention this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor lives with his beard. Nope. She has her own place. He pays for it, but they don’t live together. That would not work for either of them.
Apparently for the past two days, federal investigators have interviewed this foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress who we all know for her service to this A+ list mostly movie actor.