Why all the secrecy?

A young celebrity just became a father for the first time… and we’ll bet you didn’t even know that he was expecting! He is a handsome under-30 actor who became famous after starring on a TV drama… and dating a pretty actress. The baby’s mother is a non-celebrity who lives in the same city as our actor. She gave birth to a beautiful and healthy baby girl last month. Why was there no birth announcement? Why all the secrecy? Could it be because the pregnancy was a total surprise? Or could it be because the mother is not his girlfriend? And just who is the Daddy? That’s one secret we’ll never tell!

Actress did not give the woman a thumbs up for this helpful tip

This pretty actress is not too happy about the encounter she had at the Met Ball with a woman her husband used to date. In front of several other people, the woman announced that the guy used to be able to climax only when she stuck her thumb up his ass. Needless to say, the actress did not give the woman a thumbs up for this helpful tip.

She’s now not eating again, and drifting back into her depression

This B-list bad actress with A-list name recognition is so awful on the set of her new movie, the A+ list actor starring alongside her threw his script at the director and stormed off the set during a recent rehearsal. He's very method, and good, and she struggles just to read lines. He's also not known for being the nicest guy, and reduced her to tears in a different rehearsal where he yelled at the director that this is why girls from bad sitcoms shouldn't get movie roles because of who they happened to marry. She's now not eating again, and drifting back into her depression. She's also taking acting classes and working with a coach during all her free time. It hasn't stopped the A-lister's constant criticisms and taunting, though.

The actress isn’t exactly discreet, and would love nothing more than to wreck both her homes and end up with him forever

This A-list award winning actor/director is off the wagon again. Whenever this happens, it's always sex and booze for a few months at a time, then he goes home and dries out, then you see pap pics of him being super dad for a few weeks. The last time he went off the rails, he hooked up with this B-list bad actress, who is now married to this B-list mostly movie actor. The A-lister's wife, another B-list mostly movie actress, doesn't usually care about these periods of time when her husband goes on these benders, but when it involves this actress, she goes bananas because the actress isn't exactly discreet, and would love nothing more than to wreck both her homes and end up with him forever.

She was complaining about her sex life the other night

This former A list mostly television actress who is now a B- list mostly movie actress who would be in the C range if not for her name recognition was complaining about her sex life the other night. Even though she is married she is discovering that when you marry a guy who likes guys more than women that kind of thing is probably going to happen.

She wanted to interrogate the model

After each show at New York Fashion Week, there is typically some sort of reception or casual party backstage. A pretty actress was seated in the front row of one designer’s show, and attended the reception afterward. However, she spent more time talking to one of the more famous models than to the designer. Why? She wanted to interrogate the model about the affair she had with actress’ husband a couple of years ago! The actress was incredibly blunt about it, too. "Congratulations on the show. So… how long were you fucking my husband?" The model admitted that she knew the husband (who is also famous), but rather weakly denied the affair and scurried away, clearly embarrassed about the showdown and the fact that several others had witnessed the accusation.

they walked hand in hand to an elevator bank

Either the marriage is over or this C+ list mostly television actress has given up caring about what her bordering on A+ list mostly movie actor does because he was really open with a woman in a hotel bar lobby the other night and people were watching and definitely staring as they walked hand in hand to an elevator bank.

Score: Jennifer Lawrence 13, Our Actress 1. Ouch!

This girl was at the top of her game just a couple of few years ago. However, she is hardly working at all now, and it’s creating major problems in her relationship with her celebrity husband. With her friends, she keeps privately comparing her acting career to Jennifer Lawrence, and is not at all happy that she is not measuring up. Lawrence did three films in 2013, has eight in production, and a couple in development. Score: Jennifer Lawrence 13, Our Actress 1. Ouch. We don’t know if it was originally his idea or her idea to stay home while he worked, but it’s not helping their relationship.

She is headed for a meltdown

This former B list mostly television actress spent TEN minutes texting back and forth to her A list mostly movie actor husband yesterday to make sure he approved of what she was about to order at a restaurant. She spent the entire meal texting him and kept apologizing to her friend sitting across from her. The former actress seemed panicked the entire time. She is headed for a meltdown.

Probably learned it from her husband.

This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show does nothing now other than sit by the phone waiting for her husband to call. It should be a pleasant surprise when a fan comes up to her or actually recognizes her but she is nastier to them than Alec Baldwin is to photographers. Probably learned it from her husband.