She thinks it is true love, but…

This celebrity offspring of someone all of you know and the whole world knows, and not named Paris Jackson, is close to getting married. She thinks it is true love, but the guy is just using her for money and even has a girlfriend on the side. She is the third generation of Hollywood actresses in the family.

He just couldn’t/wouldn’t.

This B+ list mostly television actress is the offspring of someone she will never eclipse on the fame ladder. She was also wasted on pills last night at an event and talking about how she tried every night for a year to get this closeted actor all of you know to have sex with her, but he just couldn't/wouldn't.

She needs to run away now.

This B+ list mostly television actress doesn't have the last name but she is the offspring of several levels of celebrity from people much more famous than she.

He would really rather be with guys

This B list actress/celebrity offspring tried her hardest to make it work, but this closeted B+ list mostly movie actor who has flirted with A/A- just would really rather be with guys.

Was he taking advantage of her? Who knows.

We’ve been talking about this fake couple since last year. She is from a family of famous actors and isat the beginning of her acting career. He is a film franchise veteran. Friends? Yes. But the boyfriend/girlfriend act they had been trying to pull off? Bizarre! Was he comforting her? Was he taking advantage of her? Who knows.

Lucky for her, she knows how the game is played so may be back for summer vacation.

In about a month (after award season), there will be no more "random" pap shots of this model with her A list mogul boyfriend. Lucky for her, she knows how the game is played so may be back for summer vacation. Oh, you know what would be great. If our closeted mogul double vacationed with the celebrity offspring and her closeted actor boyfriend. It would be one super bearding fiesta.