Queen B was quick to claim her territory

Beyoncé taught us in Obsessed that you do not touch her child, and according to Tiffany Haddish, she wants you to keep your hands off her man as well. In a NSFW clip for TV One's Uncensored, the comedian with an affinity for Groupon and a way with words spilled the Lemonade on how she and the great and powerful Bey met. It seems at the after party following a Jay-Z concert, Queen B was quick to claim her territory.

They want to be the ones running the world and don’t really care about anyone else.

You know those celebrities who think they are better than everyone else? Yes, it is most of them, but some are more open about it. You will listen to them in interviews talk about regular people and how they are not like regular people. There is that level that believes they are so special you should not be allowed to speak to them or look them in the eyes. The thing is, they have so many enablers and suck ups in their lives, that it just exacerbates the situation.

She’s done this before, by the way.

More Grammys drama, again with the permanent A+ list singer and her husband. It looks like their in invited guest from a previous BI backed out after all, as I predicted. But there was another dilemma, two of her husband's mistresses will be attending, so she had the seating arrangements changed so that they will be far away from the couple. She's done this before, by the way.

2 blinds in a row

This permanent A list mostly television actor who is equal parts a-hole and in love with himself told his wife at dinner the other night to stop eating because he felt she had enough and didn't want her to start getting fat. This A+ list couple are using one of their children to launder and hide money with all kinds of companies and accounts created in her name.

Don’t talk to me for the rest of the night.

This permanent A list singer said, "Don't talk to me for the rest of the night. You are awful. Now hold my hand and smile." Apparently the argument that preceded it with her A list husband is the reason they were late to the show.

Nice try.

This permanent A list rapper knows there are multiple women who are about to expose him for the hundreds of times he has cheated on his wife, so is hoping his admission of a few women will cover for the hundreds. Nice try.

She can’t stand the momager

At that big wedding this week, this permanent A list singer who is permanently A+ list in the minds of many has requested to be seated as far as possible from that reality momager she can't stand.

She went, but she was not happy

She went, but this A+ list singer was not happy about going and it was fake smiles all night long, especially when she had to hug it out with this foreign born A list singer.