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September 28, 2020

Once again, it appears he only has two children.

The foreign born dual threat A list actor recently attended a wedding that broke COVID rules in its attendance numbers which he was low key shaded about in reports of the UK wedding. Once again, it appears he only has two children.
July 31, 2020

Hope he’s very happy with his Oscar bait movies

So the tenth anniversary has come and gone with no acknowledgement from the star. Not saying he had to do something, but it would have been nice. I'm not surprised though, he has made his views on his television fans clear for years. Hope he's very happy with his Oscar bait movies and his "opera director" wife.
July 23, 2020

This has a chance of being a spectacular car crash of an event.

This foreign born inflater of resumes who is married to a foreign born dual threat A lister, landed a huge new gig. It is a massively big thing. Umm, the problem is she really has no experience other than the inflated resume, so this has a chance of being a spectacular car crash of an event.
March 1, 2020

His resume inflating wife could not stop talking about it and did her best baby bump cradling poses. Then, everything went silent.

It is a thing now. Before, it was just more of an oddity or a quirk. This foreign born dual threat A list actor made a huge deal about the upcoming birth of a child. His resume inflating wife could not stop talking about it and did her best baby bump cradling poses. Then, everything went silent. No more talk. No more anything. Then, boom, the baby was here. Well, it was here according to the PR people for the couple and editable websites were updated with the new information and there was even a name. Our actor told people he was spending hours each day face timing an infant. Yeah, no one believed him.
December 16, 2019

He got it because of who he is and no writing talent required.

Considering she thinks of herself as the literary one, and has been desperate to land a book deal, I'm sure the wife of this foreign born A list dual threat actor must have been thrilled to know the actor got a book deal and won't have to write one word of it. He got it because of who he is and no writing talent required.
November 26, 2019

Famously private man coincidentally turns his phone to the pap cameras

So a famously private man/foreign born A list actor, who is never caught by paps unless he wants to be, and is even more famously private about his family, was "coincidentally" turning his phone to the pap cameras and caught on film "coincidentally" at the moment he was facetiming a child... who is not the age of any of his children.
November 4, 2019

They are both married, but…

They are both married, but it didn't stop this foreign born A list dual threat actor from hooking up with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has an Oscar win/nomination.
October 11, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The wife of this foreign born A list dual threat actor is trying to get financing for a new movie she hopes to write/direct/produce herself using the actor's name and claiming he will star in it. At this point she doesn't have a script and no pitch. She tells different stories to different people with money. / Speaking of that reality family, the sibling to the reveal does know that her alliterate ex is sleeping with multiple women right? If she takes him back, she should know everything, and know nothing has changed. It has become worse.
August 9, 2019

Faking it or horrific life event?

Neither the internet's former boyfriend/foreign born A list dual threat actor or the woman he calls his wife can get their story straight about whether there is a third child. Faking it or horrific life event?
July 21, 2019

The reporter for the foreign tabloid did actually get the question out of her mouth.

The reporter for the foreign tabloid did actually get the question out of her mouth. She was ignored, but did manage to get it out. "You said you have two kids. Wasn't there a third?" To the foreign born A/A- list dual threat actor and his wife.
June 27, 2019

Is the internet’s boyfriend making a comeback?

Recently, a few less-than-reputable outlets took their marching orders from a publicist and printed rebuttals to an article about trouble in paradise involving our favorite dual threat foreign born actor and his so called wife. Try as one might, though the referenced article was nowhere to be found. Apparently they had jumped the gun which just made them look like idiots. Days later the referenced article finally dropped online with an outright declaration of trouble in paradise. While this is causing a tempest online, our actor showed up in the south of France living it up without his so called wife. Is the internet's boyfriend making a comeback?
May 16, 2019

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they needed a room in comparison to this couple.

Pretty sure the first time this couple ever attempted to kiss each other was on the BAFTA red carpet. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they needed a room in comparison to this couple. But yeah, keep on selling that passionate marriage to us foreign born A list dual threat actor.