12 04, 2021

The result is we are back down to two kids.

At first, I thought to myself that this foreign born dual threat A list actor was just screwing with the world at large. Then, I realized, he wouldn't be able to do that with the newspaper that was interviewing him. They take themselves as seriously as the actor wants us to take his thoughts and opinions. Did he make a statement or did they add that in as an aside during this very very very lengthy interview? The result is we are back down to two kids.

6 12, 2020

No one wants to publish them. Is it to keep the conversation going?

You would think that with actual photos seemingly proving for once and for all there is an actual third child for the foreign born dual threat A lister, the photos would be splashed hither and nither. Nope. No one wants to publish them. Why? The third child has been the subject of much publicity and even magazine articles. Is it to keep the conversation going?

8 10, 2020

The child total has once again

As someone recently said to me, "I have given up on him as a performer, I am in it solely for the kids now." The child total has once again, professionally, in a news article, been reduced from three to two. Perhaps the foreign born A list dual threat as trouble counting the number of children under the roof.

28 09, 2020

Once again, it appears he only has two children.

The foreign born dual threat A list actor recently attended a wedding that broke COVID rules in its attendance numbers which he was low key shaded about in reports of the UK wedding. Once again, it appears he only has two children.

31 07, 2020

Hope he’s very happy with his Oscar bait movies

So the tenth anniversary has come and gone with no acknowledgement from the star. Not saying he had to do something, but it would have been nice. I'm not surprised though, he has made his views on his television fans clear for years. Hope he's very happy with his Oscar bait movies and his "opera director" wife.

23 07, 2020

This has a chance of being a spectacular car crash of an event.

This foreign born inflater of resumes who is married to a foreign born dual threat A lister, landed a huge new gig. It is a massively big thing. Umm, the problem is she really has no experience other than the inflated resume, so this has a chance of being a spectacular car crash of an event.

1 03, 2020

His resume inflating wife could not stop talking about it and did her best baby bump cradling poses. Then, everything went silent.

It is a thing now. Before, it was just more of an oddity or a quirk. This foreign born dual threat A list actor made a huge deal about the upcoming birth of a child. His resume inflating wife could not stop talking about it and did her best baby bump cradling poses. Then, everything went silent. No more talk. No more anything. Then, boom, the baby was here. Well, it was here according to the PR people for the couple and editable websites were updated with the new information and there was even a name. Our actor told people he was spending hours each day face timing an infant. Yeah, no one believed him.

16 12, 2019

He got it because of who he is and no writing talent required.

Considering she thinks of herself as the literary one, and has been desperate to land a book deal, I'm sure the wife of this foreign born A list dual threat actor must have been thrilled to know the actor got a book deal and won't have to write one word of it. He got it because of who he is and no writing talent required.

26 11, 2019

Famously private man coincidentally turns his phone to the pap cameras

So a famously private man/foreign born A list actor, who is never caught by paps unless he wants to be, and is even more famously private about his family, was "coincidentally" turning his phone to the pap cameras and caught on film "coincidentally" at the moment he was facetiming a child... who is not the age of any of his children.

4 11, 2019

They are both married, but…

They are both married, but it didn't stop this foreign born A list dual threat actor from hooking up with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has an Oscar win/nomination.

11 10, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The wife of this foreign born A list dual threat actor is trying to get financing for a new movie she hopes to write/direct/produce herself using the actor's name and claiming he will star in it. At this point she doesn't have a script and no pitch. She tells different stories to different people with money. / Speaking of that reality family, the sibling to the reveal does know that her alliterate ex is sleeping with multiple women right? If she takes him back, she should know everything, and know nothing has changed. It has become worse.

9 08, 2019

Faking it or horrific life event?

Neither the internet's former boyfriend/foreign born A list dual threat actor or the woman he calls his wife can get their story straight about whether there is a third child. Faking it or horrific life event?