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January 13, 2020

He and his long time boyfriend had a commitment ceremony earlier this month.

This foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in every corner of the world other than Canada and the US is closeted. He and his long time boyfriend had a commitment ceremony earlier this month. Our athlete will publicly still be with his latest beard.
July 1, 2018

His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.

This foreign born A+ list athlete in every corner of the world except this corner has never come out to his mother. He wants to let her see him get married to a woman before she dies, so he may indeed get married to his beard. His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.
January 12, 2018

The mother of the latest baby is already being pushed to the background

The mother of the latest baby is already being pushed to the background by this foreign born permanent barely closeted A+ list athlete who is back to spending every weekend with his athlete boyfriend.
July 24, 2017

He cheated on his long time boyfriend and woman he calls his girlfriend

This foreign born A+ list athlete who is in the closet and a prolific sperm giver cheated on his long time boyfriend and woman he calls his girlfriend this past weekend with a guy he met at a club and paid to go back to his hotel room.
June 17, 2017

He had to make some type of concession to his handlers.

Our favorite foreign born A+ list soccer player tried as hard as he could, but he finally broke down and was seen in public with his long time boyfriend. Of course, the beard was there too. He had to make some type of concession to his handlers.
May 15, 2017

He and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night

I love how this closeted A+ list soccer player is supposedly spending time with his girlfriend when in fact, he and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night.
April 30, 2017

If you are not growing a beard, he wants nothing to do with you sexually.

This closeted A list athlete who is A list all over the world except Canada and the US had to hire his beard full time. No, not because of more gossip about his boyfriend but because a group of three women has been trying to sell stories to tabloids that he raped them.
February 14, 2017

It is probably going to take almost $1M to accomplish it.

This foreign born A+ list soccer player who is closeted offered a $250K bribe to keep his lover out of jail. It is probably going to take almost $1M to accomplish it.