Absolutely hammered and she was delightful.

I honestly didn't even think this foreign born A- list celebrity who is only that high because of marriage drank. It is kind of surprising in the context of her relationship that she wouldn't, but I had never really heard anyone talking about it.

There is nothing remotely close to normal when it comes to this couple.

Separate Lives: The whole living together thing was never going to work out between this A list couple. They tried it for a bit, but our A+ list actor likes to have his own space. His wife likes her own space too. They have. umm, how shall I put it, varied interests. Sometimes their interests align, and other times they don't. Our actor prefers a late night lifestyle with people coming in and out each night for a variety of activities.

She wants people to think she is breastfeeding.

This A list celebrity married to a permanent A list mostly movie actor who might not quite be A+ list any longer wore a crazy padded bra to an event the other night. She wants people to think she is breastfeeding. We all know she isn't, but have to stick to the line. Oh, and if she is, how come the offspring did not make the trip.

They need time to get it all worked out.

This A+ list mostly movie actor loves his privacy. That being said he has never stayed out of the limelight this long. Apparently there are some issues that have occurred with the recent life event he shared with his wife and they need time to get it all worked out.

Not sure why they didn’t just admit to it.

I wouldn’t hold your breath to ever see labor room photos or any kind of photos showing the pregnancy of this A list couple (not Beyonce & Jay Z) because they used a surrogate. Not sure why they didn’t just admit to it.

No one knew she was going to be there.

No one knew she was going to be there. They certainly didn’t know what location. This wife to an A list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations took care of all that by making sure her husband called paps. It turns out he didn’t do a very good job so she called an additional dozen to make it seem like the whole world wants her picture.