What couple, consisting of a closeted bisexual A-list mostly movie actor and a closeted bisexual B-list actress, have been dunzo for a while but still are saving face by gushing over each other in interviews and stepping out for the occasional PR-arranged event?

Oh yeah, mommy constantly hands their kid (whose paternity is up for debate) off to nannies which is probably why the tot has been missing in action.

Ryan Gosling
Eva Mendes

Source: Mr. X via http://www.crazydaysandnights.net


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