He rolled his eyes about her so many times, I thought he was having seizures.

Source: Himmmm: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

OSCARS

At an after party, this (A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) was trying to remain composed while talking to (this former A list mostly movie actress who is from an entertainment family) who was pawing and clawing all over him.

In front of his wife. This actress thought it was 1998 again, and was making very cringe-worthy remarks to us both.

He rolled his eyes about her so many times, I thought he was having seizures.

The wife finally walked off.

When the actress was laughing and reminiscing about a crazy drunken thing we three did one night many years ago (and got in big trouble over), she said:

“You guys want to re-live a fond memory tonight?”.

The actor smiled, turned to her and said: “I’d love to – but I’m married and besides…he and I are gonna come out of the closet any day now”.

He grabbed my hand romantically and led me off.

I looked back at the actress standing there frozen, mouth open, looking like she’d seen a ghost.

We ALMOST made it through the doors before we heaved in laughter.

(For the record?

We’re not.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that whatsoever.

We just didn’t want to re-live ANYTHING with her.

Ever).

Ashley Judd

Matthew McConaughey