Everybody was on the phone yelling at each other

Weird family fight this weekend.

Child cried over coyote snack.

Mom the enabler shoved a replacement at her.

All better, right?

Nope.

Everybody was on the phone yelling at each other.

Dad criticized Mom for “not allowing [Child] to grow up and learn to deal with responsibility and pain and disappointment like an adult.”

Mom responsibly sat down with Child to smoke copious amounts of weed together to deal with the pain and disappointment of that criticism.

Mom: Tish Cyrus
Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
Child: Miley Cyrus
Dog Floyd
New Dog

Source: http://blindgossip.com