Apparently he couldn’t stand to attention and our actress laughed at him.

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

Back in the day when this permanent A list mostly movie actress who has been married to a permanent A list mostly movie actor with very little acting ability and a former A list mostly television actor with very little acting ability was married to the former she was going to cheat. With who?

This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

The first husband was away making a movie and our actress was going to hook up with the still quite young actor.

Apparently he couldn’t stand to attention and our actress laughed at him.

They have not spoken since.

A list mostly movie actress: Demi Moore

Permanent A list mostly movie actor: Bruce Willis

Former A list mostly television actor: Ashton Kutcher

Permanent A list Academy Award winner/nominee: Leonardo DiCaprio