The alliterate one didn’t get the deal she thought she would get, so can’t afford to have real employees.

She will have to go back to interns.

Meghan Markle

Another one (or four) bites the dust: Meghan & Harry’s staff exodus continues

Meghan and Harry’s “dream team” is turning into a revolving door. Four more staffers have reportedly packed up and said goodbye — including their LA deputy press secretary and UK press officer.

This comes after the couple tried to repair their public image earlier this year by hiring some serious PR muscle, like Google/Hulu alum Meredith Kendall Maines and “The Crown” publicity lead Emily Robinson. But even with that high-wattage lineup, people keep bailing.

Maines says it’s all “strategic” — a shift from a small in-house team to a global agency model with faster response times. Translation? Less accountability, more time zones.

Let’s not forget: in 2024 alone, Harry and Meghan also lost their chief of staff and their global press secretary. One was supposedly hired on a “trial basis.” The other launched her own biz.

As one insider put it, “They hire the best people in the world… and somehow, none of them ever last.”

Meanwhile, Harry’s still doing heartfelt interviews about his estranged family — claiming he wants peace with King Charles (who isn’t picking up the phone). Meghan’s busy rebranding her jam-and-teacup empire after trademark drama and backlash over that delivery room dance video. Yep, she really posted it for Lilibet’s birthday.

But apparently, she’s unbothered. A source claims Meghan’s “very pleased” with the video. Because in America? It’s a vibe. In the UK? Not so much.