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If you have some Ambien and a little meth, this still technically married A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit, very long running network show will hook up with you.

He would prefer you probably to be a man, but is open to all offers.

Jesse Williams

Grey’s Anatomy

This former A- list reality star/”singer” from a celebrity family where she is second in the hierarchy has no idea her actor husband recently got another woman pregnant.

Ashlee Simpson

Evan Ross

Kindness

This ABC network sitcom star not on Modern Family or the Goldbergs is donating their first four paychecks to hurricane relief in Puerto Rico.

By my calculations, that is about $1.5M.

Patricia Heaton

The Middle

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