Biggest bomb of her career?

There is a pretty high bar to be reached for the biggest bomb of her career for this A list everything in her mind actress/singer, but she definitely has a shot with her latest movie.

How about asking her about the Spanish twins.

Once again, the wife who is only a celebrity because of who she married, is making a recent tragedy about how she has struggled to get through things. Instead of letting her get away with her violin stuff, how about asking her about the Spanish twins.

She likes to call them candles.

This actress who started a massive company  not named GOOP, wants to start selling products used for witchcraft rituals, but no one can figure out what to call them. She likes to call them "candles."

Cake for everyone.

The third in line here in the US just dropped $25M on a house in a state with no income tax. There is nothing like a 10,000 square foot house on an island as far away from the people you represent as possible so they can't find you there and make you feel guilty. Cake for everyone.

Two blinds in a row

This serial cheating former A list rapper didn't want his wife to know about the super expensive gift to one of his mistresses. Now, the wife is probably going to be on the hook for the $1M because the rapper doesn't have that kind of money. / The love her or hate her A list celebrity only cares about one thing. Herself. When it comes to people who can't do her any favors higher on the list, all she wants from them is to open their wallets and buy everything she sells.

At one point a dead animal was dumped at his front door as a warning.

Another story about this deceased comic comic's - A while back he started telling a few jokes in his act about this A+ big box office actor with a weird personal life. In no uncertain terms, he was warned to stop doing this by many powerful people and at one point a dead animal was dumped at his front door as a warning. He stopped but what he started doing once a month for a couple years was anonymously mailing a large collection of phallic sexual aids to the A+ actor. The actor never figured out who was doing this.

She lives to climb the thirst ladder

Our favorite pay cable star who really wants to be Bond, has picked a winner for his next "girlfriend." She is someone who is hated by legions of soccer fans because she cheated on her soccer playing boyfriend with another soccer player. She lives to climb the thirst ladder and this is about as high as she can get.

There will be a war.

A few weeks ago, I told you about the A list singer/bad actor sleeping with this former A+ list singer while he was still dating the A list "singer." The A list "singer" knows about it and also how the former A+ list singer slept with producers/writers to get tracks that were supposed to go to our "singer." There will be a war.