You could have been partying like this the whole time, but no, you had to get married

This is about two very famous film actors. First Actor is over 40. He split from his wife last year after many years of marriage/kids. It took him all of five minutes to spin right back into partying with his old group of friends. That group includes Second Actor, another gigantic film star.

This is about two very famous film actors.

First Actor is over 40.

He split from his wife last year after many years of marriage/kids.

It took him all of five minutes to spin right back into partying with his old group of friends.

That group includes Second Actor, another gigantic film star.

[First Actor] picked right up where he left off with the partying and the women.

It’s almost like the marriage and kids thing never happened. [Second Actor] was going on and on, telling him, “Ten wasted years!

You could have been partying like this the whole time, but no, you had to get married and waste like ten f*cking years of your life!

Marriage and kids will suck the life out of you. Drink up!”

Leonardo DiCaprio
Tobey Maguire

Source: http://blindgossip.com