This Real Housewife (Not Miami or Atlanta, because no one cares) finally got confirmation of her husband’s long rumored wandering peen.

Once she had the proof, ever the dutiful wife, she packed up his clothes, after shredding them to ribbons, of course.

Then had a messenger bring her husband an envelope where he was working.

What was in the envelope? A patch of leather she carved out of the seat of his most prized car and a note that she knew, and it was over.

Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Ramona Singer, Mario SingerĀ “Real Housewives of New York”

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