They’re both tall and skinny and attractive and famous.
Some of you are already thinking about the tall and skinny and attractive babies they will produce.
Oh, stop! When you see this model out on the town partying with this professional athlete, you should only be thinking one thing: beard!
No, we’re not talking about his facial hair situation.
We’re talking about two celebrities who just want to look like they are dating.
All that clandestine arriving to and leaving from the same place separately lends a nice covert operation touch to the relationship, doesn’t it?
It’s just that it would be so much more real-looking if they didn’t go to places that they know are teeming with paparazzi.
Time to set up that secret smooching shot!